Hello, puny mortals. I am Nathan the Jedi Master, member of the Jedi Order. COWER IN FEAR!!!
Just kidding. 🙂
I’m a bit of an “internet coward,” so I’ll just say that my name is Nathan and I live in Ohio. You are dismissed.
Me: Hey, minion, do my plans for world domination show?
Minion(lets call him Steve): No, not at all, sir.
Me: OK. Go clean my toilets now, Steve.
Steve:WOO-HOO! Toilet cleaning!(runs off)
Huh. I like that Steve guy. 😉